hackapelite

I'm looking for cross-platform compilers/"development tools" for following languages:
C/C++
Basic (Any variant will do)

And if possible, linux-equivalents of following programs:
Delphi
Visual Basic

Anyone know where I could find any of these? Ty for all replies.

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