Hilarious Exam responses

elitehacker · 03-25-2008, 02:49 AM

Check this out, I can't stop laughing.

http://funnyexamanswers.com/2007/10/25/b-is-the-new-c/

Some of the responses are actually university papers, it makes me wonder how those people made it in, in the first place, in particular check out this "unique" film review.

What can they be thinking?

http://funnyexamanswers.com/2007/12/...e-film-review/

Ambushed · 03-25-2008, 03:00 AM

Lmao, loving the 2girls1cup

elitehacker · 03-25-2008, 03:26 AM

Sometimes I really do feel that the education system has let a few people down and allowed them to slip through the cracks.

seriousmoonlight · 03-25-2008, 03:37 AM

Lol, i love the one on that site that says "find x...."

elitehacker · 03-25-2008, 04:49 AM

LOL that is why all the tests I see have "Calculate and evaluate x" now. I have hear that in the GCSE paper, there was this question, "choose one of the three exercises below" and one student wrote, I choose 2. So now they say "Choose and complete one of the following exercises"

Its all in the wording and I think if you an give a smart answer like circling "find x" then I think you should be given the mark, it shows that you think at a higher level, outside the box.

imsati · 03-25-2008, 04:50 AM

1. Opposites

1. Death - Live

2. Pro - Noob (Teacher response: ?)

3. Hopeless - Hopeful

4. Tolerance - Intolerance

5. Careful - Careless

elitehacker · 03-25-2008, 04:51 AM

I think that's a legitmate answer

Vizy93 · 03-25-2008, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elitehacker

I think that's a legitmate answer

i know, it makes complete sense to me. the teacher just needs to play a little Mmorpg and then he/ she'll understand

elitehacker · 03-25-2008, 05:05 AM

lol, I would go back and argue for my mark man.

Kesava · 03-25-2008, 05:40 AM

1. Death - Live

that isnt right anyway haha.
the opposite of live (i live here) is die
the opposite of live (live wire) is dead

the opposite of death is life. haha.

anyway here are some actual things that i handed in haha.
they werent in relation to the questions, and my teacher didnt bother to mark them
but i had a great time

and

03-25-2008, 02:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
elitehacker Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 2,413	Hilarious Exam responses Check this out, I can't stop laughing. http://funnyexamanswers.com/2007/10/25/b-is-the-new-c/ Some of the responses are actually university papers, it makes me wonder how those people made it in, in the first place, in particular check out this "unique" film review. What can they be thinking? http://funnyexamanswers.com/2007/12/...e-film-review/

03-25-2008, 03:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ambushed Diamond Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,071	Lmao, loving the 2girls1cup __________________ Core 2 Duo E6550 2.3GHz @ 3.4GHz FOXCONN MARS 2GB DDR2 800 500GB western digital SATA II XP Professional SP3 Nivida GeForce 9600GT 512MB 19" LCD widescreen 5ms www.easycomputers.co.nz

03-25-2008, 03:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
seriousmoonlight New Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Essex Age: 16 Posts: 13	Lol, i love the one on that site that says "find x...." __________________ What do you mean I can't hack it?!?!

03-25-2008, 04:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
imsati Diamond Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: EHT, NJ Posts: 2,873	1. Opposites 1. Death - Live 2. Pro - Noob (Teacher response: ?) 3. Hopeless - Hopeful 4. Tolerance - Intolerance 5. Careful - Careless __________________ --Jay Gigabyte EP31-DS3L \| E4500 \| Masscool HSF paired with AS-5 Dual 81920 MB SATA \| e-GeForce 7100 GS \| CM Elite 330 (gorgeous!) Triple Boot: Ubuntu 7.10/XP Home/Kubuntu 7.10

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Kesava Diamond Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Australia Age: 17 Posts: 3,474	1. Death - Live that isnt right anyway haha. the opposite of live (i live here) is die the opposite of live (live wire) is dead the opposite of death is life. haha. anyway here are some actual things that i handed in haha. they werent in relation to the questions, and my teacher didnt bother to mark them but i had a great time and __________________ Following my advice will harm your computer iPod Touch 2nd Gen Cpu:ARM11 533Mhz Ram:128Mb Dram HD:8Gb OS:Firmware 2.2 Display:3.5" 480 x 320 LCD MSN=kesava8@hotmail.com

03-25-2008, 03:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
elitehacker Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 2,413	Sometimes I really do feel that the education system has let a few people down and allowed them to slip through the cracks.

03-25-2008, 04:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
elitehacker Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 2,413	LOL that is why all the tests I see have "Calculate and evaluate x" now. I have hear that in the GCSE paper, there was this question, "choose one of the three exercises below" and one student wrote, I choose 2. So now they say "Choose and complete one of the following exercises" Its all in the wording and I think if you an give a smart answer like circling "find x" then I think you should be given the mark, it shows that you think at a higher level, outside the box.

03-25-2008, 04:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
elitehacker Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 2,413	I think that's a legitmate answer

03-25-2008, 05:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
elitehacker Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 2,413	lol, I would go back and argue for my mark man.

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