Having trouble identifying spider

pololeo · 10-30-2009, 05:41 AM

I unfortunately cannot identify this spider on my porch. Unfortunately it is dark and my camera cannot get a good picture because I cant get close enough. So I'll try to describe it.

Its rather big, probably between a quarter and half dollar size in full spread. Fat body, tan in color with some red visible; however it is most definitely not a brown widow (red back) spider. Its legs are striped. It seems to have a rough texture. Conical shaped "butt."

I don't really want to kill it, but I will if I have to. (ie it comes inside).

Oh, in other news, I saw a Gecko at work today. Tiny little thing. No it didn't try to sell me insurance. :-p

**mep916** · 10-30-2009, 06:09 AM

Quote:

User: I saw a spider today.

Cleverbot: Really? I saw a hedgehog.

User: I found a gecko, too.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Do the British commonly say vacant things? Is that the way you can recognize a limey?

User: The spider was the size of a half-dollar; fat, with a bit of tan and red on the body.

Cleverbot: I'm always possible.

User: However, the gecko didn't try to sell me insurance hahahaha.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

Cleverbot approves.

TFT · 10-30-2009, 12:48 PM

Quote:

User: WHAT IS THIS SPIDER WITH STRIPED LEGS AND CONICAL BUTT CALLED
Cleverbot: The set of books about my life is called 'Chobits', because I am a Chobit.

It's a Chobit spider

Aastii · 10-30-2009, 05:22 PM

lol, this guy wants serious help and you team up with cleverbot to mock and jeer...shame on you

ScottALot · 10-30-2009, 11:25 PM

It's not a spider... it's the alien that burrows inside of you and bursts out your chest after acting as a parasite for a while.

10-30-2009, 05:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
pololeo banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 18	Having trouble identifying spider I unfortunately cannot identify this spider on my porch. Unfortunately it is dark and my camera cannot get a good picture because I cant get close enough. So I'll try to describe it. Its rather big, probably between a quarter and half dollar size in full spread. Fat body, tan in color with some red visible; however it is most definitely not a brown widow (red back) spider. Its legs are striped. It seems to have a rough texture. Conical shaped "butt." I don't really want to kill it, but I will if I have to. (ie it comes inside). Oh, in other news, I saw a Gecko at work today. Tiny little thing. No it didn't try to sell me insurance. :-p

10-30-2009, 05:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Aastii Diamond Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St Helens, UK Age: 16 Posts: 3,496	lol, this guy wants serious help and you team up with cleverbot to mock and jeer...shame on you __________________ Intel E6750 @ 3.2GHz P5N-E SLI 8GB PC6400 OCZ Gold Asus 8600gt silent cooling SLI 180gb Samsung Main drive, 200GB Maxtor Backup Corsair TX850W

10-30-2009, 11:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
ScottALot Diamond Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Janesville, Wisconsin Posts: 1,266	It's not a spider... it's the alien that burrows inside of you and bursts out your chest after acting as a parasite for a while. __________________ http://www.scottalot.webs.com/ For Quality Computers Built by Yours Truly Scott a Lot, a lot of Scott. GAMERTAG: XxScotTrickxX , ADD ME DREAM AS IF YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER, LIVE AS IF YOU'LL DIE TODAY -- James Dean MotherBOARD

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