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cell4me · 08-24-2005, 07:45 AM

Subject: Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 Installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 IN the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 becasue Wife 1.0, thinking that iti is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impoosible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1. manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the stituation. I suggest installing the background application "yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the commnad C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintencance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

The Astroman · 08-24-2005, 08:05 AM

LOL! You should have mentioned the DIVORCE.exe virus that can kill Wife 1.0!!

computerhakk · 08-24-2005, 08:08 AM

Wife 1.0 might have a trojan/spyware causing irreversible actions which seems to make the operating machine to be overheating. this was proven for operating systems worldwide who has suffered from memory and psu malfunction. i suggest contacting the special customer service for a letter giving complete details on the removal of Wife 1.0

After that, you can try Wife 2.0...it comes with the operater in mind allowing full functional accessibility. I use Wife 2.0 and my systems never been better. =)

skidude · 08-24-2005, 02:28 PM

ROFL!! Nice one man.

08-24-2005, 07:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
cell4me banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,486	Tech support Subject: Tech Support Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 Installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 IN the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help! Thanks, A Troubled User. REPLY: Dear Troubled User, This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 becasue Wife 1.0, thinking that iti is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impoosible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1. manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the stituation. I suggest installing the background application "yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the commnad C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintencance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

08-24-2005, 08:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
The Astroman Diamond Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Switzerland Posts: 1,604	LOL! You should have mentioned the DIVORCE.exe virus that can kill Wife 1.0!! __________________ Intel P4 HT 2.4 GHz // Asus P4P800 Radeon 9600// 2x256MB PC3200 Infineon + 2x512 MB TwinX 3200C2 Corsair XMS 80GB IDE//140GB SATA // CM Stacker DVD Player // LiteON SHW 16H5S Lightscribe Logitech Z5300// SB Audigy 2 ZS Akasa Rheobus // 19’ LCD Keyboard // Logitech MX518 FAN of: Lost,The OC, Alias, DH, Prison Break, 24, Nip/Tuck, CSI, NCIS CHINA EARTHQUAKE RELIEF

08-24-2005, 08:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
computerhakk VIP Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: THOJhakk county Posts: 3,635	Wife 1.0 might have a trojan/spyware causing irreversible actions which seems to make the operating machine to be overheating. this was proven for operating systems worldwide who has suffered from memory and psu malfunction. i suggest contacting the special customer service for a letter giving complete details on the removal of Wife 1.0 After that, you can try Wife 2.0...it comes with the operater in mind allowing full functional accessibility. I use Wife 2.0 and my systems never been better. =) __________________ "Remember, wrong advice may be worse than no advice at all." ::COMPUTERHAKK:::

08-24-2005, 02:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
skidude Diamond Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orono, Maine Age: 19 Posts: 4,996	ROFL!! Nice one man. __________________ Desktop / Laptop CPU- TBA / Intel Core 2 Quad Q9550 2.8 GHz Video- TBA / 2x 8800M GTX SLI Memory- TBA / 4GB DDR2800 Hard Drives- TBA / 2x 320GB 5400RPM (RAID 0) Mobo- TBA / Sager NP9262 "In These Lowly Halls / No Moon Will Beam, No Sun Will Shine / In These Narrow Rooms / No Tears Are Seen, No Laughter Heard" --- Insomnium ---

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