Computer Problems - A joke

Vampiric Rouge · 10-26-2005, 07:06 AM

Haha all good stuff... I have heard that first story befroe but in the one I heard the tech told her to unplug every thing walk to the window and throw it out because she was to stupid to own a computer. I also heard that guy that said that to her lost his job. Haha funny stuff though.

super_xero · 10-27-2005, 10:00 PM

these people are stupid but it makes life more enjoyable listening to there stupid comments ect lol

Hairy_Lee · 10-27-2005, 10:43 PM

Although i find it all funny, it sometimes gets to the point where people are so stupid and lack the common sense to even breathe without thinking hard about about it that it makes me angry that they even try to use a computer without even learning the basics.

super_xero · 10-27-2005, 10:45 PM

yer but it shouldnt make you angry there trying to do something at least they see its verry practicall and get one thinking they can learn its like playing a game your mates are playing eg say basketball for example and you dont no the rules or how to play you just play to be part of the experience

Hairy_Lee · 10-27-2005, 10:48 PM

thats why i mentioned about learning... im all for people learning to use something but its when people are clearly out of their depth and just make it up as they go along that gets me going

super_xero · 10-27-2005, 10:53 PM

lol i guess there just trying to do it on there own o well what can you do stupid people will be stupid people people who buy computers and cant use them will be people who buy computers and cant use them lol

Camper · 10-28-2005, 02:12 AM

I call them INCOME

Ku-sama · 10-28-2005, 02:46 AM

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said :

"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to the airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

super_xero · 10-28-2005, 09:04 PM

it would of ben funny if he thought it was micro but it wasent and he crashed into a building then later on after hes coma he asked what that building was and they explaned it is AHELICOPTER hehehe

elmarcorulz · 10-28-2005, 09:28 PM

@ Ku-sama - LMAO, that made chuckle

@ super xero - who plays basketball for the "experience"? i play basketball, because "im a hussler baby" and

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it would of ben funny if he thought it was micro but it wasent and he crashed into a building then later on after hes coma he asked what that building was and they explaned it is AHELICOPTER hehehe

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10-26-2005, 07:06 AM	#21 (permalink)
Vampiric Rouge Platinum Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Philadelphia, Pa Age: 21 Posts: 624	Haha all good stuff... I have heard that first story befroe but in the one I heard the tech told her to unplug every thing walk to the window and throw it out because she was to stupid to own a computer. I also heard that guy that said that to her lost his job. Haha funny stuff though. __________________ MAIN PC: Intel G965 Express ATX Intel Motherboard\ Intel Core 2 Quad E6700\4gigs of samsung ddr2 ram @ 667\Antec neo 480watt power supply\Nvidia GeForce 7950 gt\400 gigs of Seagate Barracuda 7200, 750 gigs of Western Digital Caviar and 320 gigs of Maxtor\Benq FP202W 20.1" 8ms Widescreen LCD\ RAZOR copperhead\ flexglow gaming mousepad Laptop:ASUS Eee PC 8G - Galaxy Black

10-27-2005, 10:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
Hairy_Lee VIP Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Plymouth, UK Age: 25 Posts: 2,553	Although i find it all funny, it sometimes gets to the point where people are so stupid and lack the common sense to even breathe without thinking hard about about it that it makes me angry that they even try to use a computer without even learning the basics. __________________ Intel Core 2 Duo E6750 EVGA nForce 650i Ultra mainboard EVGA 7950 GT KO SC 512Mb w/ Zalman VF-900Cu 2Gb of OCZ GOLD XTC SPECIAL OPS Eition Notebook - Acer Aspire 9300 - Turion TL-60/ 2 Gb RAM/ Geforce Go 7600 128 Dedicated (400 Mb turbocache)

10-27-2005, 10:48 PM	#25 (permalink)
Hairy_Lee VIP Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Plymouth, UK Age: 25 Posts: 2,553	thats why i mentioned about learning... im all for people learning to use something but its when people are clearly out of their depth and just make it up as they go along that gets me going __________________ Intel Core 2 Duo E6750 EVGA nForce 650i Ultra mainboard EVGA 7950 GT KO SC 512Mb w/ Zalman VF-900Cu 2Gb of OCZ GOLD XTC SPECIAL OPS Eition Notebook - Acer Aspire 9300 - Turion TL-60/ 2 Gb RAM/ Geforce Go 7600 128 Dedicated (400 Mb turbocache)

10-28-2005, 02:12 AM	#27 (permalink)
Camper Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: /dev/null Age: 22 Posts: 1,227	I call them INCOME __________________ Dell Inspiron 530 Q6600 Quad 3gb RAM Nvidia 8600 GT 500GB HD

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10-27-2005, 10:00 PM	#22 (permalink)
super_xero Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,307	these people are stupid but it makes life more enjoyable listening to there stupid comments ect lol

10-27-2005, 10:45 PM	#24 (permalink)
super_xero Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,307	yer but it shouldnt make you angry there trying to do something at least they see its verry practicall and get one thinking they can learn its like playing a game your mates are playing eg say basketball for example and you dont no the rules or how to play you just play to be part of the experience

10-27-2005, 10:53 PM	#26 (permalink)
super_xero Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,307	lol i guess there just trying to do it on there own o well what can you do stupid people will be stupid people people who buy computers and cant use them will be people who buy computers and cant use them lol

10-28-2005, 02:46 AM	#28 (permalink)
Ku-sama banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Computer Cave. AKA: King Computer Inc. Age: 18 Posts: 5,312	The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said : "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to the airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

10-28-2005, 09:04 PM	#29 (permalink)
super_xero Diamond Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,307	it would of ben funny if he thought it was micro but it wasent and he crashed into a building then later on after hes coma he asked what that building was and they explaned it is AHELICOPTER hehehe