NOTE: the quotes dont have to be always funny i liked some wise quotes too
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
• My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
• The funny thing about common sense that it's not very common.
• All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner
i have to go now so i'll continue posting later
