Seven hundred and ten?

cell4me · 07-29-2006, 09:27 PM

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her
to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the
middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up, and
asked,"Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

Click here: http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

Trizoy · 07-29-2006, 09:32 PM

Haha, thats great...

Uhh, I just had to get some transmission work done on my Expedition... Damn thing is still making a noise... I think I need to buy a new transfer case.

**magicman** · 07-29-2006, 09:56 PM

Very funny, I remember seeing a cartoon with a similar gag - o right here it is.

**Shady** · 07-29-2006, 10:00 PM

that's a good one

there is some humor in the forum these days, that's great

Rambo · 07-29-2006, 10:01 PM

Haha, very good

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadyi

there is some humor in the forum these days, that's great

What made you think there wasn't?

**Shady** · 07-29-2006, 10:04 PM

there wasn't too many jokes threads

oh you might wanna edit my name there

Yasu · 07-29-2006, 10:10 PM

Pretty funny. Looks like someone put that picture through PS(without AA on the text) or MS paint.

Ku-sama · 07-29-2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trizoy

Haha, thats great...

Uhh, I just had to get some transmission work done on my Expedition... Damn thing is still making a noise... I think I need to buy a new transfer case.

something i have noticed in fords nowadays is that their valves start to get stuck, my mothers Explorer had to get a new engine (about 800 miles it make a quiet clanking noise) and it sucked the valve down into the piston chamber and shattered the piston... also the same thing happened to my step-fathers F-150 (the explorer is a 98 and the F-150 is a 2001)

Trizoy · 07-29-2006, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ku-sama

something i have noticed in fords nowadays is that their valves start to get stuck, my mothers Explorer had to get a new engine (about 800 miles it make a quiet clanking noise) and it sucked the valve down into the piston chamber and shattered the piston... also the same thing happened to my step-fathers F-150 (the explorer is a 98 and the F-150 is a 2001)

Ahh no the engine is running great (98 Ford Expedition 5.4l 4wd 120k miles)... But the bearing in the T Case was making a noise, and finally gave out.. Started leaking ATF. After $600 and a weld job from the mechanic it is working. Still makes a little noise though. Otherwise it is great.

speedyink · 07-29-2006, 11:16 PM

In my Sunbird GT I have a rattle coming from the muffler system, but I can't seem to find the source of the problem. It happens when I shake the tailpipes a bit, or sometimes when the car is running. It almost sounds like theres something rattling inside of it

07-29-2006, 09:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
cell4me banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,486	Seven hundred and ten? She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up, and asked,"Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710: Click here: http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

07-29-2006, 09:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Trizoy VIP Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mountain View, Ca Posts: 4,664	Haha, thats great... Uhh, I just had to get some transmission work done on my Expedition... Damn thing is still making a noise... I think I need to buy a new transfer case. __________________ 01100110 01100001 01110010 01110100

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