There were 3 men walking on a beach when one of them noticed a container washing ashore. The man picked up the container and apparently touched it just right for a Genie to pop out and grant them all one wish.
Now These were very sophisticated men and were quite smart. But everyone knows you can always gain more knowledge. (But maybe sometimes too much?)
So the first man wished the genie to make him ten times smarter then he already was. And the genie went *poof* and the first man was ten times smarter.
The second man wanted the same except he wished to be one hundred times smarter and the genie once again went *poof* and the second man was one hundred times smarter.
Now the third man wanted the same, except to be one thousand times smarter and the genie accepted and said *poof* you're a women!