Once, an old man was on his deathbed and he called in a friend, a priest, and a lawyer.
The old man said to them "I know that I can trust each of you to grant me my dying wish... I'm giving to each of you 1 million dollars. I want you to put this money in the casket before I'm buried." All three of them agreed. A short while later, the man died.
When the funeral came and the man was buried, the priest turned to the friend and the lawyer and said "My friends, I have a confession to make. I didn't put all the money in the casket. Instead, I took a third of it offered it to the poor." Then the friend said to them "I have to admit it as well, I only put half of the money in the casket. I needed to help out my relatives who are going through rough times." Then the lawyer looked at both of them in disgust, saying "I'm ashamed of both of you! I put in a check for the full amount!"
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