yo MAMA!

ADE · 02-27-2007, 02:39 AM

Time to dish out all yall's hardest and lol funny yo mama jokes! Come on, you know you want to, you get that feeling that says, "Yo mama is so fat,..." hell I'll start with one of my own, (originals that you made = more points)

"Yo Mama is so fat, that if she literally go so scared she crapped herself, well, there goes New York!"

OK your turn, oh yeah, forgot, ONLY ONE AT A TIME! Don't want to bust out your best diss right away ya know.

Greg J. · 02-27-2007, 02:40 AM

Yo momma so fat she irons her clothes with a hot boat.

Sacrinyellow5 · 02-27-2007, 02:44 AM

Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

ADE · 02-27-2007, 02:47 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck!!! Ohhh!!!! BURNED!

footballstevo75 · 02-27-2007, 02:51 AM

Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house...

lol lame huh?

ADE · 02-27-2007, 03:09 AM

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!

computermaineack · 02-27-2007, 04:08 AM

Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

JFlo · 02-27-2007, 04:18 AM

Yo mama's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.

Could have sworn i seen this thread before.

ETSA · 02-27-2007, 04:45 AM

Your mama is so stupid when she heard it was chili outside she went and grabbed a spoon....

Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

she has TB ... 2 bellys.

she's once, twice, three times a lady.

she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

the circus use her as a trampoline

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

she deep fries her toothpaste.

Found these online....

http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/

This thread done now?

g4m3rof1337 · 02-27-2007, 04:46 AM

Your mother is so ignorant, that she asked me what does yield mean? and I said to go slow, and she says whhhhhhattt doooooessss yiieeeeld meaaaan?

Something Like Dat.

ETSA, one atta time.

02-27-2007, 02:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
ADE banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 15 Posts: 3,372	yo MAMA! Time to dish out all yall's hardest and lol funny yo mama jokes! Come on, you know you want to, you get that feeling that says, "Yo mama is so fat,..." hell I'll start with one of my own, (originals that you made = more points) "Yo Mama is so fat, that if she literally go so scared she crapped herself, well, there goes New York!" OK your turn, oh yeah, forgot, ONLY ONE AT A TIME! Don't want to bust out your best diss right away ya know.

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02-27-2007, 04:45 AM	#9 (permalink)
ETSA Diamond Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: WA Age: 24 Posts: 2,216	Your mama is so stupid when she heard it was chili outside she went and grabbed a spoon.... Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'... she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it! folk exercise by jogging around her! when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm... small objects orbit her. she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic. when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips. when she farted she launched herself into orbit. she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest. when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol! she could be the eighth continent. she nearly put Safeway out of business the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity. her Uni graduation photo was an aerial when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball. she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic. her fave food is seconds. her belt size is Equator. she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her she shows up on radar. she needs a map to find her butt. she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck! she wears an asteroid belt. her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' she has TB ... 2 bellys. she's once, twice, three times a lady. she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. the circus use her as a trampoline stunt agencies use her as an air mattress when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...' she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding! she deep fries her toothpaste. Found these online.... http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/ This thread done now? __________________ DESKTOP Antec P180B(4 x 120mm Tricool fans) Antec 500W neoHE Gigabyte GA 965p DS3 E6400 /w Zalman cnps9500 led 92mm (OC'ed to 3.2Ghz) 2 GB Corsair xms2 DDR2 800 @ 920mhz x1900xtx 512mb ddr3 /w Zalman VF900(688/792) Soundblaster Audigy 4 LAPTOP Core 2 Duo T5750(2.00GHz)/4GB ddr2 667/250GB HD/8600M GT Last edited by ETSA; 02-27-2007 at 04:48 AM.

02-27-2007, 02:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Greg J. VIP Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 562	Yo momma so fat she irons her clothes with a hot boat.

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ADE banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 15 Posts: 3,372	Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck!!! Ohhh!!!! BURNED!

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ADE banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 15 Posts: 3,372	Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!

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JFlo Gold Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 19 Posts: 483	Yo mama's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn. Could have sworn i seen this thread before.

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g4m3rof1337 Diamond Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 7,163	Your mother is so ignorant, that she asked me what does yield mean? and I said to go slow, and she says whhhhhhattt doooooessss yiieeeeld meaaaan? Something Like Dat. ETSA, one atta time. __________________ Desktop Laptop Winner of Photo Tournament: Metal. Upgrading to a 750i Mobo and adding a Second 8800GT.

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