speedyink

I know, I know!

Guess what... it's raining... AGAIN!

G-l-o-b-e? What's that?

Yeah, the UK is tiny, but you know what they say, it's quality of quantity!

Oh, so about the size of the UK then, not too big!

Ah right, I guess it isn't that far is it, with the boarders 'n all?

Yeah, I guess so.

Is Scott moving back with you? Is he from CA, or is he American?

7 MORE SLEEPS TILL CHRISTMAS!

Oh yeah, unless you're a Dolphin! They're the only other animals that have sex for pleasure! Bet you didn't know that! lol

Oh right. Is that a good or a bad thing? Do you miss it?

Haha! I don't think the fish would enjoy it too much though... how much would it suck to be a fish!?

*3 second lapse*

What's my name again?

lol, So... send me my water! My melted magical white happiness!

It's erm... 321 ekaF teertS

Oh, Ok. That's cool, I can live with that. It'll be extra special speedyink water... I'll frame it!

Now, quick! Run outside, grab me some of that magical white happiness and send it my way!