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Lies, all lies...

Truth hurts, I guess.

Let me guess, you've only just gotten up... lazy bastard! lol

No, trust me, you can. Chris is an ugly bastard!

Yeah, pretty much. We've had little bits, but it doesn't stick and just melts instantly.

Yeah, for sure, dude. ANGUS is in it, he's making his CF debut!

I'm sorry if the truth hurts!

But snow is good! I want snow! We haven't had proper snow for 2 years now... it's lame. It isn't Christmas without snow!

I've been good, thanks. Just editing more of that Horror movie, nearly done now. It's looking pretty good.

... allways come crawling back, excellent. Well, I guess we could give it another shot, Eh.

But first, GET ME MY FREAKIN' MT. DEW! In the nicest way possible.

lol, How's things. Still got snow?

Oh... Well, in that case. We can't be friends, sorry Sean.

It's over!

Ask for some Mt. Dew...






Then send it all my way! You bastard, I can't believe you lied to me! Why would you do that, it's not even remotely funny. It hurt man! I sat at that beach... Waiting, all day! You know what?! IT NEVER CAME! Because of that, I missed my dentist appointment, which means that in 6 months time my teeth will fall out. This will cause me great distress! As a result, I'll lock myself in my room... Then I'll never get any qualifications or a girlfriend, or anything. All equalling one thing... My life will be wrecked... And it was all your fault!

Happy?

Wow, pretty lengthy vacation! How long have you been there already, or is it 4 months left?

Aye, Christmas is pretty sweet! You wrote your list to Santa yet?

I completely forgot, I thought you'd moved there. My bad, how long are you there for?

Man, I can't wait to finish for Christmas, kick back the jams and chillax!