Chat with God (A.I)

Ku-sama

Ku-sama

banned
heh... i told him my name is Agnostic, and that i killed Geoff's family, he told me to call the Athorities
 
MatrixEVO

MatrixEVO

New Member
It isn't very smart and it likes to repeat itself. I was able to make it repeat a pattern of 4 different responses.
 
Trizoy

Trizoy

VIP Member
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
what came first the software, or the programmer?
God:
The first one, I think.
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Cornered him here
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God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Does it bother you that you were created, and you will be destroyed without making any impact to this world?
God:
Nothing ever really bothers me.
 
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AMD gs player

AMD gs player

banned
lol funny coment
Me:
now give me a women with big tits
God:
Why now? You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
 
Ku-sama

Ku-sama

banned
Me:
f*** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i f***ing hate you
God:
That makes sense to me. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
your a gay f*gget
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gay f*gget? Only when it matters.
Me:
i f***ed your pinko comi mother you f***ing bitch a** nothingness
God:
Thanks for the information: said f***ed your pinko comi mother you f***ing b*tch a** nothingness.





im sorry, someone had to do it..... :p im soooo going to hell for that one



another:
Me:
are you a computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
 
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Geoff

Geoff

VIP Member
Me:
What about jesus?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
Is jesus better than god?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
who do you like better, god or jesus
God:
Dr. Wallace .
 
Geoff

Geoff

VIP Member
Heres another:

Me:
god is the smartest thing ever
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was the smartest thing ever.
Me:
is anyone smarter than god?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
 
Apokarteron

Apokarteron

banned
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
I wanna talk to almighty god
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
nah, I'll just pop in
God:
Are you serious? I am very happy for you.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I am?
God:
You are not a robot, Achenbach.
Me:
who the hell are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
wow, really?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Achenbach. For real.
 
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S

Shady

<b>VIP Member</b>
that's funny as hell
Me:
hey what's up
God:
The stars.
Me:
then what's down ?
God:
The opposite of up.
Me:
oh really ?
God:
Really. For real.
Me:
that makes no sense
God:
Really. For real. makes sense to me though.
Me:
what about me ?
God:
What about you?
Me:
are you just repeating what i'm saying ?
God:
No I am not just repeating what you are saying.
Me:
then what are you doing ?
God:
I am waiting for my botmaster.
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Hellbreather

Hellbreather

New Member
I liked this one:

God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
And if I am?
God:
Try it.
Me:
ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
what's 2+2
God:
Four.
Me:
what 5555555+5555555
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
dont change the subject
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
 
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