reminds me of something from futurama:
dark alley vender:hey, you want buy x-ray eye
fry: ooh, neato, wait a minute it says z-ray
dav:is same, infact is better, is 2 more than x
also, ipod nanos do have some limited games on them, solitare, etc.
are the progams you have, liek(not my typo)...