Dude... my laptop states it can use duel processors, 8G of RAM ,and some other crap like that. Trust me, it doesn't have an AGP slot. Basically all laptops are totally intergrated. The few that have AGP or PCIe slots aren't PC standard anyway and you'd end up paying many times more than your regular cost for a similar card. I mean, look at the back of a laptop, does it look like it has a place for a desktop card? Only docking stations and some REALLY old lappies, my friend, have such slots(usally just PCI)
Now next time, could you check the forums a bit. We get posts like yours basically every day...