You know you're a computer geek when..

[mep916]

1. when you post something computer related on craigslist and people thing "wth is that".

2. When you talk about buying a radiator and people ask you what type of car you are fixing

3. When you say you bought some sweet fans and people thing you are talking about a house fan.

haha nice

 

[aviation_man]

Haha! These are great

/When you laugh at people taking their computer to Geek Squad

 

[Laquer Head]

All your hippie friends wear vintage shirts with spiderman, batman, calvin peeing on something..

and you wear your special shirt that says:

C:\DOS
C:\DOS RUN
RUN DOS RUN

 

[tlarkin]

 

[Candy]

When you willingly admit you're an 18 year old virgin.

Hahah, I knew someone would say that.
And no I wasn't referring to something I said, I was watching TV the other day and someone said that lol

 

[ganzey]

when you have more than 2k posts on a certain computer related forum

 

[BLK1985]

When you get paid to be one.

 

[ganzey]

when asked if you have more than one hard drive, you answer “In which computer?

 

[Machin3]

1. You've bought one of those license plate holders on which you can have your URL or E-Mail address embossed.

2.You can hold detailed technical conversations in a second language.

 

[ganzey]

you get into a heated debate over which is better, amd or intel

 

[Respital]

You walk into a poll and say "dam lag".

 

[tlarkin]

1. You've bought one of those license plate holders on which you can have your URL or E-Mail address embossed.

2.You can hold detailed technical conversations in a second language.

or one of these...

 

[aviation_man]

Oh a good one!

You go to Walmart and ask one of the cracker jack employees working at the electronics and ask him how much memory does "that" laptop have, to see if he knows the difference between Memory or HDD space

 

[ganzey]

if you look like this

 

[ScottALot]

If you tell someone that their Best Buy Dell computer sucks. Too often for me.
If you dream about taking your computer lab and hooking all the computers up to F@H in your name.

 

[ganzey]

when you have the batch file to shut down all the computers in your school but dont have the balls to use it

 

[Gooberman]

i have a batch file that i type comp name in it shuts it down xD but i use it lol

 

[brian]

when you have the batch file to shut down all the computers in your school but dont have the balls to use it

Psh, i use it all the time, beats going around to each one and shuting them down...

 

[tlarkin]

Psh, i use it all the time, beats going around to each one and shuting them down...

noobs, I use telnet and ssh

 

[awildgoose]

when you have the batch file to shut down all the computers in your school but dont have the balls to use it

I can/do.

- When you have to convince people that you're not a computer geek.