New Windows Log On Sound (Poll)

[joh06937]

well i am bored with the standard "ding-dong" that windows 7 plays when i log on. for obvious reasons HAL was the first thing i though of when i was thinking about a log on sound. the three options are:

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."
"Just what do you think you're doing?"

have any others that would be awesome? anything with "erik" in it would be a plus :good: i will add more if people recommend some good ones.

here is a link to the site:
http://www.moviesoundclips.net/sound.php?id=44
i am not sure how to get the sound bytes on this thread any other way.

 

[MyCattMaxx]

I use a Halloween effect file that says ''Welcome''.
I use a thunder crash for shut down.

 

[danthrax]

I would like to hear something in Microsoft Sam's voice. The voice from "Text to Speech" in the Control Panel.

I've always liked that monotone asshole.

 

[blazin8556]

"you have selected microsoft sam as the computer default vooiice."

 

[danthrax]

"you have selected microsoft sam as the computer default vooiice."

Haha, "vooiice". I love how he pronounces certain things.

 

[mojo42]

how do you change the log on/shutdown sounds??

 

[salvage-this]

I got my girlfriend to say "Good morning Dr. Dr. Sharma" We used that for a joke log on sound. He liked it so much, he never changed it back.

I have been trying to find the powering down the generator sound from Star Wars as a log off sound. I think that would be sweet.