You should show them how to be l33t and 'h4x' their friends with Trojans, and end the tutorial by handing out CD ROMs with copies of Sub7 on
Hey your teachers might not like it but i'm sure we'd hear the lines:
"And today a controversial student at ***** surprised teachers and pupils alike by giving them a tutorial on hacking into other peoples computers......................though it was not all fun and games! Bob Moron, some other old whining bloke, said the incident was 'completely unacceptable' and was a 'blight' on the school involved. Terrorist units were called in and the army is on standby. Investigation is continuing."
On CNN!