Help! AI project just write smthing :)

[ladylinzy]

Hello Im new here I thought I could get some help in here

Ok Im trying to make a program that enables my computer to speak and be more human and for that I need lots and lots of things for him to say and work with, I heard the term is called AI or artificial intelligence

anyway I was hoping you could post some things you think your computer would say if it could speak ^^ pretty simple :b

here are sm examples:
"Are you serious? A floppy disk?"
"Would you be careful! Don’t step over my wires!"
"I love you <3"

tku all fr the help ^^

 

[Cromewell]

Are you just looking to make a database of things a computer might say and then planning on picking them at random or something?

AI is a heavy task, it's hard enough trying to account somewhat controllable human input. I'd suggest you try writing AI to do something comparably simple (i.e. play a card game) before you go about trying to teach a computer to have a conversation.

 

[ladylinzy]

Are you just looking to make a database of things a computer might say and then planning on picking them at random or something?

AI is a heavy task, it's hard enough trying to account somewhat controllable human input. I'd suggest you try writing AI to do something comparably simple (i.e. play a card game) before you go about trying to teach a computer to have a conversation.

He actually looks up for 2 matching words from a database of main and secondary words and shows another sentence with those 2 of them
I have done a successful conversation already but it ended up more like a class where I'm saying what he should respond if I say that XD
I'm aware of the complexity this requires I'm a computer engineer

 

[zombine210]

i think my computer would say something like:

"It's time for bed!" and maybe automatically kick me out of a video game if it was a week night.
or something liek: "my cpu is reaching critical temperature, please slow the f*ck down"

idk about "i love you", that's something a chick would expect, but not a guy. although i know some guys that give their computers chick names and they'd hope it says something like that.
could it have any voice you choose? like could it have a sexy female voice?
that's just weird.

also, can it understand if i talk to it and hold a conversation?
i imagine if my computer could speak, it would act something stupid like GIR.
i'd be like "where's all my files?"
and it'll be like: "I deleted them."
and i'd be like "deleted! why would you do that?"
and it'll say "to make room for the tuna!"

sounds kind of fun.