help with excuses!!

[Xelogen]

ok people this is a kinda weird request i have very religious parents who basically think that broardband is evil because it will give me access to lots of nice pornographic images (but they seem to think that 56k wont ) anywho ive used up most of my most imaginative excuses and was wondering if anyone out there can think of a good one for me to use. I NEED BROADBAND!!!!!!!!!

 

[JFlo]

tell them that god said you can have dsl or cable

 

[Fuzz]

Start looking at lots of porn on dialup to show them you can get it with dialup.

 

[jammerz4life]

Say that if i get boradband ill be soo busy gaming i wont have timke to lok at porn...and if they qusestion that say...im a teenager every teen looks at porn get over it...(thats wut i said to my dad and he doesnt care now as long as i dont get a virus....lol)

 

[JFlo]

Tell them that if you don't get broadband you will not get your recommended amount of pron. Therefor you will have to go out and make your own.

 

[SFR]

Tell them that if you don't get broadband you will not get your recommended amount of pron. Therefor you will have to go out and make your own.

lol


... another hilarious thread.


Just tell your parents that 56k slows down the amount of porn you can look at in a given amount of time and if they want you to actually get your homework done each night you need to get broadband...

 

[Xelogen]

hahaha i didnt know people could be soo creative. JFlo just gave me another idea, how about.....wait for it....... i go make large amounts of bestselling porn then use the money to pay for high speed wireless broadband!!!

 

[JFlo]

hahaha i didnt know people could be soo creative. JFlo just gave me another idea, how about.....wait for it....... i go make large amounts of bestselling porn then use the money to pay for high speed wireless broadband!!!

that'll work. Making your own porn is ore fun than watching IMHO.

 

[Xelogen]

that'll work. Making your own porn is ore fun than watching IMHO.

i dont think people would buy tho in fact i dont think id have the heart to inflict the sight of my body on poor innocent victims

 

[JFlo]

rofl

 

[i.Angel]

Just say you will turn into another WoW zombie I'm going to be one soon

 

[cell4me]

Tell them highspeed internet will allow you to access more religious sites and dialup is the work of the devil!

When you dialup and your modem is making that noise, tell your parents thats the computer making satanic chants so they better hurry up and get highspeed before this happens! http://homepage.tinet.ie/~nobyrne/possessed.htm

 

[i.Angel]

Very creative