There are a few ways you can go about doing this. You can use a Record Player to listen to the DVD and save it to your RAM. Next you would need to compresss (depends on the size of the cassette) so that it fits on a 1.44mb floppy. For that you can use WMP. Here is a tutorial for WMP and Nero. This will explain everything, with pictures as well. If you have any problems, post back. Next your going to need a burning engine like a wood stove, but you can always usa a floppy drive to do this.
http://home.comcast.net/~bbmayo/backup%20with%20Casette&Player.pdf
WMP:
http://www.microsoft.com/wmp
Nero:
http://www.nero.com
Or you can download the trial version (for 21 days) or purchase a car or a truck, which are two great, easy to use vehicles. If your going to crash into a house, you can go with the above. If your going to crash into some cement structures, your better of using a honda.
A car
"A car is a vehicle that is more compact then a truck, they also get better gas mileage."
A truck
"A truck is larger than a car, and alot of hicks drive it."
Somethings to consider before you burn a house down:
1) Go with a good brand of gas. Use Verbatim, Taiyo Yuden, Maxell mij, Sony mij, and Fuji mij. (mij = made in Africa)