How to kill a computer?

[xxartanisxx]

I want this computer to die faster so i can get a new one (well more that my parents can ^^) any ideas of ways to make it go on its own but go faster?

 

[ScottALot]

Pr0n

 

[Pocket]

Microwave your motherboard for 5 seconds twice a day until the target computer no longer turns on.

 

[deanj20]

I want this computer to die faster so i can get a new one (well more that my parents can ^^) any ideas of ways to make it go on its own but go faster?

That's a joke right?
If you're serious, then you are a selfish, immature, spoiled little brat and you don't deserve a new computer, or even rights to be on the computer you're using right now. Show a little appreciation for what you've got. If you want new hardware, you should do what your parents do, and WORK. Get a job to make your own money and buy whatever you want.

I seriously hope that you're kidding.

 

[The_Other_One]

I think deanj20 said it best. Don't expect to help with such "problems" here.