If you could program a key with any function, what would it be?

[habba123]

Hello!

I have a question: If you could program a key with any function, what would it be? Most creative answear wins!

 

[spirit]

Self destruct.

 

[AntimatterAsh]

Hello!

I have a question: If you could program a key with any function, what would it be? Most creative answear wins!

Install Windows 7 Ultimate, transform the RAM into 32gb, change the processor into an I7-3770k, physically split the harddrive into 4 SSDs (3TB each) with RAID 01 on it and transform the screen into a 42inch plasma display all in one click. Call it the F13 key.

 

[tremmor]

'F6' Do the dishes.

 

[AntimatterAsh]

Shift+3 - Print £1 000 000.
CTRL-ALT-DELETE - Make the computer respond again.
Alt-Shift-Numlock - Nothing. My mates at school spam this just to make the annoying noise.

 

[llevvi]

Improve computer!

 

[swchoi89]

F9000, grant power OVER 9000