if you want a real laugh at like 2 in the morning tune into the HSN or QVC or any tv shopping show when they are doing computer segments and just listen to what they say about it and what it can do.
my favorite is when they open the Task Manager and go to Processes and show that it has 80+ processes running and are like "i have 80 programs running and I am at only 40% use of my processor"
I want to P.O. the guy and give him bad ratings for being a lier......But then what goes around comes around.....but my god, that an idiot right there.