Whats your favorite computer joke or one liners?

[ADE]

Mine is,

"Hay, why do you got a gun?"

"I'm trubble shooting."

 

[leetkyle]

The good 'ole "No keyboard found - press any key to continue" is a personal favourite.

 

[Verve]

Great stories:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

 

[ADE]

surely someone must have one to tell!

 

[palmmann]

i just spent $1000 on a computer and i don't want it to boot!!!
friend of mine, when asking him if he wanted to install linux

that's about all i have

 

[Markware17]

I have one from Dennis Ritchie, the creator of the C programming language, but it's more of a quote than a joke.

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."

--Dennis Ritchie

 

[vroom_skies]

It was an id10t error.

 

[RyanAndrew88]

Its not a one liner but I think its funny:
Guy 1 "Hey did you hear the dell guy got caught with pot"
Guy 2 "really? I always thought that was a Gateway drug!"

 

[dmw2692004]

Its not a one liner but I think its funny:
Guy 1 "Hey did you hear the dell guy got caught with pot"
Guy 2 "really? I always thought that was a Gateway drug!"

lol.

 

[ADE]

It was an id10t error.

LOL I like that one!

 

[Bradan]

It was an id10t error.

hahahahahaha thats so good