Ok update.
I acquired a Windows 8.1 Retail DVD ISO online and installed it in 15 minutes.
What really annoys me is that is all they needed to do. Provide a bloody ISO file download. The rest of us can sort out everything else.
It installed as I said in 15 minutes tops, and im now completely working from 8.1.
Seriously, why they have to make it such an epic fail??
And they wonder why people resort to piracy. Especially us in Australia where it costs double the cost for the same bloody downloaded digital product as the USA.
Very annoyed.