User: What is the best computer operating system?
Cleverbot: The best computer is EVE.
User: OK, what about the Operating System?
Cleverbot: It's in the log.
User: What OS do you prefer?
Cleverbot: The one you're using.
User: Oh my god! What OS am I using?
Cleverbot: Windows xp.
User: You couldn't be any more Wrong, I am using OS X 10.5.8.
Cleverbot: I'll bet I could.
User: So what is the best operating system?
Cleverbot: Linux, of course.
User: Sudo agt-get remove cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you're just Cleverbot.
User: I removed you sucka, not go rm -rf yourself.
Cleverbot: Wrong. You are joan. I am rich.