I finally found another computer i could pop the card into...gold. it worked. Found it at our school's engineering lab. (should see some of those computers..wow!) Anyway...
Except here we go...insert rookie move here. The whole case is black and I did not see the 8 pin ATX 12v input at the top next to the CPU (covered in a black protecting cover)...never had a plug in it. I thought it was a sole 24 pin powered motherboard. Whoops...
Put it in, nothing still...dumbed it down to ram and played with all possible configurations..bassically the board has dead ram slots..but im typing this to you from it.
slots 1 3 and 5 are dead, but 2 4 6 are alive and running my ram now...Put it in, and through alot of asus tech support managed to get her fired up and OS loaded...its running smooth.
Water cooling is keeping my i7 930 at 28C across all 4 cores, 5870 GPU is running at 30C idle right now. Its actually cooling down my room, instead of heating it up it seems. Crazy.
SO...in the end the mobo will need RMA'd but in the mean time, i did get it running...rookie move for sure, so I expect a chuckle out of everyone.