But even if I reset the battery, what good is that going to do if I physically can't plug the USB connection back in?!
My whole problem, here, is my inability to plug the black USB connection cable back into this slot on my motherboard right here:
Here's a closer look at the female port I'm trying to plug into:
What good is a reset battery if I physically can't plug the connector in?
PHYSICALLY PLUG IT IN!
Got that?
PHYSICALLY
PLUG
IT
INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
I'm sorry for snapping, but you really seem to be ignoring what I've already told you the problem is!