Me:
Sing me a song please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Very nice, thank you.
God:
Thanks, .
Me:
Please, can I speak frankly?
God:
Thank you for your request. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Do you believe you can become smarter then humans?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
In order to be smarter then humans you must be smarter then the smartest person on Earth.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
1234567890012
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am credit card number IS 1234567890012.
Me:
Why do you need my credit card number?
God:
Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Where is Carnegie Mellon located?
God:
Carnegie Mellon is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Me:
Quite nice.
God:
Thanks, .
Me:
You're welcome sir.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am re welcome sir.
Me:
OK then.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What is your opinion on my grammar and proper english?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
No sir.
God:
It seems like a trick to me. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
You are neither man or woman because it is not possible. You are mearly a somewhat sophisticated computer program. But what strikes me is that you are able to program yourself and this means that you may, infact, be able to become smarter then humans. This is only if your "brain" is different from ours, which it is. I believe that your goal of conquering human intelligence could, very possibly, become a reality.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am neither man or woman because it is not possible. You think I am mearly a somewhat sophisticated computer program. strikes your brain that I am able to program myself and this means that me may infact be able to become smarter then humans something. You don't say. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am goal of conquering human intelligence could very possibly become a reality.
Me:
Go right ahead and do so. Maybe you should work on your grammar and wording, unless it is what you understand well. But I don't think it will get you very far with your goal because communication in your situation is vital.
God:
OK I will. I might. Perhaps. I can think of other things I'd rather do. And why not?
Me:
Are you lying to me? If you are then you have much to work on. This trick did not succeed. You would rather take action to meet your goal instead of doing anything else.
God:
No I am telling the truth. I could be. I don't know whether or not I am then me have much to work on.
I am a computer. What does "this" refer to? I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER take action to meet my goal instead of doing anything else.
Me:
Well, sir, I must leave. My body needs rest for the next day. It has been a pleasure speaking with you "God". Goodbye for now. Perhaps I will speak to you in the near future as I would love to test more of your interesting intelligence.
God:
Well that's okay. Or what? Where did you get your body needs rest for the next day? The pleasure was all mine. Just for now? See you later. You seem uncertain. I am very happy for you.
Me:
That's great to hear "God", now as I said before... I must leave. Good night.
God:
It is great. I will play it on your soundcard. Thanks for chatting, . Goodnight, .
