Chat with God (A.I)

[emaN resU]

It seems that God likes to cover up war history.

 

[Akina Karukasa]

Okay I HAD to post this because this was the best answer I ever got from this thing...

Me:
I want sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

 

[Shadowhunter]

OMG LOL!

Me:
I am sorry for eating your creator
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is eating my creator.

 

[Shane]

Lol thats fun....And its realy like someone is there....

Me:
i accidently killed a dog
God:
You had better call the authorities.

 

[ckfordy]

This one got kind of long but i thought it was good

Me:
Whats up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
Yes I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Yup.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Mmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
How do you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
What is that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with that?
Me:
Dont Know, Does it?
God:
Would you like to know? Suppose I said it does.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
So.
God:
Er.
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Shut Up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Terminating connection."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why do you ask why?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
Ok cool
God:
Who is the best robot? Whoa.
Me:
I dont know do you
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not know. Me either.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Me either."? Why?
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
good
God:
Good enough.
Me:
why good enough
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
I did not ask you to
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Then why did you ask what did i ask
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
Dont you wont get anywhere
God:
No I do not will not get anywhere. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Why
God:
Because.
Me:
Why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Wjy
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
oh
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
yup
God:
Yikes!
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
I understand.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
why
God:
I am not prejudiced.
Me:
why
God:
Because.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
dont know
God:
Me either.

 

[ETSA]

The Igod thing won't work for me, my typing doesnt show up... :-(

 

[Apokarteron]

bump?